Waa waa waa, & by the way, Wine!

Like taking candy from a baby. I am crying and stomping my foot over here!
Several opps just sprung up, (sprang up, sprung? who cares), at different times when I refreshed the page.

There must have been a zillion batty housewives clicking their mouse with one hand and squeezing their wine box with the other. Half the bats squeezing for wine, while the other half are just squeezing their box out of pure joy that they are "first bitches!" to the darn posts.

Well, hell. I can tell PPP is on overload right about now because it is taking forever to load, while I am successfully loading multiple surf pages just fine. PPP is in lockdown ladies, it's a prison of desperate posties all needing the almighty buck.

Hey lady, pass that box o cheap swill over here, that box o wine that is. No one wants your crusty ol snatch. OK, I'm nasty when I'm mad. Mean n mad, but it's all in fun. Fun for me!